Hello, Brooklyn- SHANE

[Ethan John Fox]

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From: Ethan Fox

" Hey. Call me when you get a second. We need to talk. But I think we both know what it's about, and we both know I could honestly give a shit less. Just gotta do the brother thing. Yadda yadda yadda. Talk to you soon,mate.

P.S. You're the worst babysitter ever. "

[Joel Carter Foster]

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From: Joel Foster

" Bro, your girl does NOT wake up. You can thank me for her even being at the airport. "

[Claire Jayne Madden]

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From: Claire Fox

" I fell during rehearsal today. our baby is going to look like humpty dumpty. or quazimoto. however you spell his name. scrambled eggs. that dumb bitch lexie. "

[Joel Carter Foster]

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From: Joel Foster

" Hey I'm going over to see Claire later... you know... "

[Claire Jayne Madden]

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From: Claire Fox

" Hey.. I had a few minutes off for lunch during rehearsals today.. you're probably doing a sound check. Or goofing off with the guys.... anyways. Can you do me a favor? Just sort of ask Ethan what's going on with all that.. stuff. I'm sure it's innocent, he's a good guy. I'm just kind of worried. Kick ass tonight as usual.. can't wait to hear from you. Bye hun. "

[Blake Emma Renner]

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From: Blake Renner

" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH * deep breath * AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! "

[Claire Jayne Madden]

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From: Claire Fox

" If I slept with the lead singer of All Time Low do you think he would find a way to get the band to play at Ethan's birthday party? The Black Keys are also playing. And if All Time Low already has a show lined up on Friday night then I'm sure Felicia and Zoe could work their organization and management and PR skills into getting the show moved without terribly disappointing fans.. Plus it's more likely that my boyfriend would get laid. Or at least it sure as hell better be. "

[Katy Alexis Sutton]

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From: Kat Sutton

" I got asked about you in an interview today. Went a litttttle bit like this.
D-bag: So how is it dating the lead singer of All Time Low?
Me and my awesomeness: It was a hell of a good time, what would you expect.
D-bag: So you two aren't together anymore?
Me and my awesomeness: No, we are not. But, he is on tour right now and they only have a few stops left so you guys should just go check it out.
D-bag: Oh well our next few questions were about him being spotted with a younger blonde, I guess those are pointless if he isn't cheating on you.
Me and my awesomeness: Well, it's not pointless. Shane is happy, which is never pointless, it's just not juicy.
D-bag: Here's what's juicy... are you defensive because you're still in love with him? Would you say that emotionally...you're at an All Time Low? "

[Claire Jayne Madden]

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From: Claire Fox

" I love you Shane Madden. I've said it before, and I'll say it enough to drive you crazy in your lifetime. It's an annoying- love you so much, but not enough to let you have the last cookie-want to spend the rest of my life with you-can't help but want to be in awe when i see you on stage, but then want to smack you upside the head when i see you with a light- heart-wrenching-soul crushing- butterfly creating- pulse raising- hands shaking- home is in your arms- even your most annoying habits are somehow charming- see you in my dreams every night- can't help but fall even more in love with you every time i see you- make me want to be a better person- make me want to build sheet forts and eat cookie dough for dinner because we're too busy spending time together to make anything else- kind of love. anyways. that's all i had to say. i'll see you friday. good night. "

[Claire Jayne Madden]

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From: Claire Fox

" Which seat will I taaakkkeeee... THE MIDDLE! "

[Claire Jayne Madden]

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From: Claire Fox

" Hey baby, so.. I don't have to really worry about rehearsals anymore since the showcase is over.... and I got signed to a company. That's right, you're dating a bigshot. Don't let the non-existent fame of a big time ballerina intimidate you from being with me. Haha.. yeah, still excited. Anyways. I'm going to look at some bigger apartments tomorrow I was thinking my boyfriend might want to come with me. I just don't want to put Kyle and Anthony through dealing with me putting a nursery up and.. I don't know.. I'll have to see what I can afford. If I leave I want to pay a few months rent for those guys. Anyways, I'm rambling. Call me back later please! Probably tomorrow.. I'm going to bed. Okay, I love you. "

[Ethan John Fox]

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From: Ethan Fox

" Hey mate, apparently I'm an ass to everybody else for sharing my honest opinion... so that leaves you to be the only one left for me to have a beer left.i don't hate that. so let's have a beer. "

[Claire Jayne Madden]

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From: Claire Fox

" you're sleeping in bed next to me, but i just thought i'd say i love you...

i love you! <3 "

[Claire Jayne Madden]

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From: Claire

" hi. i love you. sorry i'm being overly picky about the apartment/house im looking for and dragging you down with me. "

[Ethan John Fox]

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From: Ethan Fox

" If you're sexting my sister right now, keep in mind I know how to kill a man. Now with a bow and arrow. "